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SPILL THE ☕ READINGS

Get Roasted🍗 Birth Chart Reading
Get read to filth, not for the faint of heart 💀
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1 hr
111.11 US dollars
It's Your Birthday🌞Solar Return Reading
Solar return and profection reading for the year ahead- New year, New Me!
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1 hr
111.11 US dollars
Put a Ring on it 🪐Saturn Return Reading
Saturn Return Chart Reading
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1 hr
88.88 US dollars
True North🧭 North & South Node Reading
North and South Node Reading
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1 hr
88.88 US dollars
Money Bag 💰 Money & Abundance Reading
Money, financial and career reading
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1 hr
88.88 US dollars
Karma's a Bitch 🙃 12th House Reading
A reading about your downfalls, past life karma, and shadow work
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1 hr
88.88 US dollars
What's the ☕ on Synastry?💞Love Reading
Synastry Reading
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1 hr
77.77 US dollars
Pack Your Bags🌍Astrocartography Reading
Astrocartography Reading
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1 hr
77.77 US dollars
The Cards Don't Lie 🃏 Tarot Reading
Tarot Card Reading
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45 min
77.77 US dollars
1-800-TransitTea 📞Emergency Reading
Emergency astrological reading
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1 hr
222 US dollars

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