Get Roasted🍗 Birth Chart Reading
Get read to filth, not for the faint of heart 💀
Service Description
Time to get your birth chart read to filth! We will expose all the core parts of your natal chart so you can uncover your hidden potential and also what makes you, YOU. Your birth chart is a blueprint and road map with infinite possibilities-- it's your signature and it's NO mistake the scribbles and lines you see on that birth chart wheel🥴. You're one in a million. Once you're able to decode its meanings, you're on a fast track to healing, leading a happier life, and avoiding pitfalls that would have otherwise had you tripped up. In this reading we will explore your big 3 (rising sign, sun sign, and moon sign), the 4 angular houses of your birth chart (Ascendant, IC, the Descendant, and your Midheaven), your north node and south node, your chart shape and composition, your planetary placements and the important aspects going on in your chart. Also, don't forget to bring a sense of humor before you book 🤪-- this is meant for you to unwind and laugh, too! What you'll need: -Date of birth -Time of birth -Location of birth -A sense of humor 😉 or bottle of wine... your choice 🥂
Cancellation Policy
A wise woman once said 👆🏽 : "Everybody makes mistakes, everybody has those days". Despite what you may think about my Aries sun, I don't bite! Most issues can be ironed out by shooting me an email or contacting me via chat. Feel free to email me if there are any extenuating circumstances regarding your booking but please, do your best to show up on time. There will be a 15 minute grace period. Late comers outside of this window of time and no-shows will not be refunded. This goes without saying, but there are no refunds after booking or after a reading has been rendered. If you need to reschedule, you must do so 24 hours prior to the appointment to transfer the credit to a time that better suits you-- if this is the case, please also contact me via contact@astroteatime.com to make any changes. And of course, if for any reason, I cannot make the appointment, I will contact you and I will refund the service in full.